I was quite proud of myself. In the end, I pulled it off the site less than a minute after I hit "Save and Close". I could just see it:
- Tiger really doesn't regain his putting touch.
- He finds out what I wrote.
- He comes after me.
- I make the claim that "It's because of logic like this that I wrote it in the first place".
- He doesn't get it, and hits me over the head with a seven-iron (you can always trust the seven).